I didn't pay $9 to hear you!

Let me make something perfectly clear. When I pay nine dollars to see a movie, I have paid nine dollars I really don't have and shouldn't be spending (especially this time of year) to see a movie. I didn't pay nine dollars to listen to you yammer for two hours.

This isn't your house and we aren't watching a DVD on your TV; this is a movie theater crowded with people who want to see this film. You have no right — ZERO! — to sit there and spoil it for all of us.